Dear Maytag repair man

​                                                                                                                                                      July 27, 2017
James Fitzmaurice
Works; from the right side of my brain
21 First St.
Rumson, NJ 07760
 
Maytag Customer Service 
553 Benson Road 
Benton Harbor, MI 49022
C/O the lonely Maytag repairman,
Please see that my letter makes it to the lonely repairman.
Dear Lonely Maytag repairman dispatcher,
I know the satisfaction the comes from doing a job and doing it well. I can empathize with anyone who finds it difficult to obtain meaningful work. That is the reason I am reaching out to you today.
I while back my wife and I swapped out our perfectly good refrigerator and “upgraded” to a Maytag fridge with the large bottom freezer. After a very short period of time, we had a leak out of the bottom of the freezer onto our new wooden floors. Not being the type that wants to call in for help for such a thing, I did what any competent real man does; I googled the solution on You Tube. The “solution” involved pulling out the refrigerator removing the back panel and also the drawer assembly and unclogging the frozen mess on the inside of the box. Although my expertise in not in appliance maintenance, I had the situation under control in a reasonably short time. The next time I had to do it a month later I actually increase my speed in addressing the issue. For the past three years we have been dealing with this problem on roughly a monthly basis. Our new remedy is simply to clear the ice from the bottom of the freezer and scrape the ice off of the door and hope for the best.
I remember fondly the commercials with the lonely repairman and was wondering if he is still lonely because we could use him over here about once every two weeks now. I am no longer a spring chicken and it is getting harder and harder to do this bi-weekly chore. My address is on the letter above and my cell number is 732-861-XXXX so give me a buzz if you are hanging around not doing anything because the ice dam is coming.
I think you will get a real kick out of how much fun this is. BTW there is beer in the fridge too.
Thanks for your anticipated help in this matter,
Jim Fitzmaurice.